sábado, 23 de outubro de 2010

Big Red Ambition: 161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do

O Cornell Daily Sun fez uma pesquisa com os alunos sobre quais as coisas que todo Cornellian deveria fazer. Baseado nas respostas fez uma lista com 161 itens. Adorei! Vou me esforçar para que até eu ir embora tenha feito o máximo possível. Isso porque tem alguns que realmente são impossíveis de eu fazer mesmo... A medida que for cumprindo, eu aviso o número e se tiverem curiosidade, voltem aqui para checar qual era... rsrsrs.



1. Make the library into your bedroom and have sex in the stacks
2. Finally meet the dazzling Denice Cassaro
3. Camp out overnight (re: sleep on AstroTurf) for hockey tickets
4. Go to the Cornell-Harvard men’s hockey game and throw fish on the ice
5. Sing along to “We didn’t go to Harvard” with the Cayuga’s Waiters
6. Sled down Libe Slope during a snow storm
7. Take Hotel Administration 430: Introduction to Wines
8. Streak across the Arts Quad
9. Take Psych 101
10. Test out Olin Library’s musically calibrated steps by throwing stones
on them
11. Attempt sake bombing at Plum Tree or Miyake in Collegetown
12. Order ice cream at the Dairy Bar
13. Climb the rock wall in Bartels Hall
14. Listen to a full chimes concert from the clock tower and guess the
songs played
15. Register for classes during Freshman Orientation, then switch out of every single one by the time Add/Drop ends
16. Wear flip-flops to class in January
17. Go to the Fuertes Observatory on North Campus and gaze at meteor showers
18. Have a snowball fight in May
19. Milk a cow
20. Skip class to play frisbee on the Arts Quad
21. Bury a bottle of Bacardi on the Slope. Dig it up on Slope Day.
22. Pick apples at the Cornell Orchards
23. Attend the Apple Festival on the Commons
24. Flirt with your professor
25. Bomb a prelim
26. Ace the next one to save your grade
27. Attend Hotelie prom
28. Meet Happy Dave from Okenshield’s
29. Turn your face blue from screaming at midnight before the first finals
30. Get heartburn at the Chili Cook-off on the Commons
31. Enjoy Ithaca’s two months of warm weather — spend a summer here!
32. Go to a Shabbat dinner at 104 West (CornellCard it)
33. Watch the AAP students parade down East Avenue on Dragon Day
34. Enjoy corn nuggets at The Nines
35. Build a snow penis or count how many you see around campus
36. Dress up and view The Rocky Horror Picture Show at Risley
37. Take a class you think is impossible just for fun
38. Go on a wine tour
39. Kiss on the suspension bridge at midnight
40. Sleep through your alarm for a 1:25 class
41. Shop at the Friends of the Library Book Sale
42. Get out of a University parking ticket
43. Buy an Ithaca Is Gorges t-shirt, then get sick of wearing it and buy a
variation (Ithaca Is Gangsta, Vaginas Are Gorges, Ithaca Is Long Island ...)
44. Learn the “Alma Mater,” “Evening Song” and “Give My Regards to Davy”
45. Attend an opening at the Johnson Museum of Art
46. Smuggle food from the dining hall and run for your life as they try to
get back your stolen cookies
47. Do the Walk of Shame
48. Have dinner at a professor’s house
49. Get wasted at a professor’s house
50. Have lunch with President Skorton in Trillium; ask if he’s done
with that burger
51. Play a game of tag in the Kroch Library stacks
52. See a play in the Schwartz Center
53. Rush the field at the last home football game of the season
54. Attend a Cornell Night
55. Gamble at Turning Stone (try not to lose money)
56. Watch dancers fly through the air at a Bhangra show
57. Have a midnight picnic in the Cornell Plantations
58. Wait in line for half an hour for a salad at the Terrace
59. Ignore any and all “No Winter Maintenance” signs … slip and fall on
the icy stairs
60. Sit in Libe Café when you have no work to do and watch the worried studiers down gallons of coffee
61. Write an angry letter to the editor of The Sun
62. Go to Wegmans on a Friday or Saturday night
63. Explore the secret underground tunnel between Uris and Olin libraries
64. See the library’s Rare Book Collection
65. Pretend you are Harry Potter and study in the Law School library
(looks like Hogwarts)
66. See the brain collection in Uris Hall
67. Eat at Taverna Banfi (formerly Banfi’s) and charge it to CornellCard
68. Buy beer at Jason’s in Collegetown and charge it to CityBucks
69. Take PAPL 2010: Magical Mushrooms, Mischievous Molds
70. Take part in a psychology experiment
71. Take an unplanned nap in a library
72. Take over a building
73. According to legend, watch a virgin cross the Arts Quad and then
witness A.D. White and Ezra Cornell shake hands
74. Live through an Ithaca blizzard and tell your friends how you survived frostbite
75. Throw a flaming pumpkin into the gorge
76. Play co-ed intramural innertube water polo
77. Spend all your lectures figuring out the day’s Sudoku. While sitting for the final, wish you had taken notes instead.
78. Hook up with your T.A.
79. Order a PMP at the Hot Truck
80. Play trivia at Ruloff’s on Sunday nights
81. Go back for karaoke night on Monday
82. Dress in pastels for ’80s Night on Tuesdays at Johnny O’s
83. Hit up Group Therapy on Wednesdays at Dunbar’s
84. Go bowling at Helen Newman Lanes
85. Hand out quartercards on Ho Plaza
86. Drive your car up and down Libe Slope or Ho Plaza
87. Have a friend’s parents take you out to eat at John Thomas Steakhouse
or Boatyard Grill
88. Eat a chicken parm sandwich from Louie’s Lunch
89. Eat breakfast at 2 a.m. at the State Diner
90. Males: Get thrown out of Balch Hall
91. Hook up with a freshman
92. Go skinny dipping in a gorge
93. Walk to the Commons and back
94. Go to an a cappella concert
95. Eat in the Risley dining hall
96. Write a message on the wall at Collegetown Pizza
97. Sell back your books; use money to buy alcohol
98. Drink bubble tea
99. Eat a Pinesburger
100. Walk to a fraternity party with your entire freshman floor
101. Go to a fraternity party as a senior; convince yourself you were never
one of them
102. Get lost in Collegetown during Orientation Week
103. Get negged at a bar because the bouncer is actually friends with the person whose I.D. you are using
104. See a foreign film at Cinemapolis or Fall Creek Theater
105. Eat mongo at RPCC
106. See a concert at Barton Hall
107. Gain the freshman 15, pay $300 for a gym membership and don’t go
108. Eat brunch on North Campus
109. Do your Freshman Reading Project before you graduate
110. Fail your swim test, just for kicks
111. Tailgate for homecoming
112. Be a model in the Cornell Design League’s annual fashion show
113. Host a prefrosh
114. Request a song to be played on the clock tower
115. Get guilt-tripped into giving blood
116. Get asked if you are pregnant at Gannett (males and females)
117. Drink with your R.A.
118. Make a chalking; weep when it rains that night
119. Sing drunk on the drunk bus
120. Meet Bill Nye ’77, “The Science Guy,” and give him a hug
121. See how long you can go without doing laundry
122. Go on a road trip to Canada, flirt with the border patrol, smuggle
booze back
123. Try to order pizza from a Blue Light phone
124. Go to the sex shop on the Commons
125. Get drunk on Slope Day, run into Vice President Susan Murphy ’73
126. Complain about the Slope Day headliners
127. Get tapped for a secret society
128. Go to Pyramid Mall, realize it is severely lacking, then drive to
Carousel Mall in Syracuse
129. Attend Cross Country Gourmet at a dining hall near you
130. Complain about your writing seminar to no one in particular
131. Walk holding hands around Beebe Lake
132. Visit the Sciencenter
133. Watch a soccer game at Mama T’s, crammed in like a sardine
134. Get J.A.’d for urinating on the Law School
135. Hook up with someone randomly and then see them every day
afterward
136. Go to a coffee house in JAM
137. See how many people you can cram into your dorm room
138. Watch people play Dance Dance Revolution in Appel
139. Write dirty messages with rocks in the gorge
140. Ride a horse at Oxley Equestrian Center
141. Ring the giant bell in the Plantations
142. Crash a political rally on Ho Plaza
143. Do the COE ropes course
144. Attend a show at the State Theatre
145. Prank call the CIT HelpDesk
146. Wake up at 7 a.m. for CoursEnroll; realize that your choice classes are full anyway
147. Ski at Greek Peak
148. Take a night prelim near the vet school, walk back in the dark
149. Trespass on Alumni Fields
150. Ask Uncle Ezra a question
151. Take the BASICS program
152. Walk to class in the snow, uphill both ways
153. Buy a Cornell-grown apple from a vending machine
154. Furnish an apartment entirely with items from the Dump & Run
155. Eat at each dining hall at least once
156. Ask for an extension on a term paper
157. Take part in Holi and get colorful
158. Prepare to pull an all-nighter in the Uris Library Cocktail Lounge by drinking three Mountain Dews and two cups of coffee, then eating a handful of No-Doz; accomplish nothing due to an inability to sit still
159. Tell a professor what you really think of his/her class
160. Attend a Sun organizational meeting: Go to cornellsun.com for details
161. Climb all 161 steps to the top of McGraw Tower

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